Mondays are for minor rebellions. For disregarding spreadsheets and instead contemplating the deeper, juicier truths—like what happens when apples consort with blueberries under the permissive gaze of a fermentation tank. Welcome to the Peaks & Pints Monday Blueberry Cider Flight, a tart-streaked, berry-bursting meditation on seasonal mischief and orchard alchemy. These are not your grocery store ciders, darling. These are wildflower whispers, ancestral apples, and blueberry dreams filtered through the minds of mad geniuses who still believe flavor can be a revolution. Drink the color purple. Taste the week differently.
Peaks & Pints Monday Blueberry Cider Flight
Seattle Cider VIVID Wild Blueberry
4.2% ABV
Ah, but what if your Monday didn’t mope? What if it blushed lavender and danced barefoot through a thicket of wild blueberries, giggling like a misfit nymph at an orchard rave? Enter Seattle Cider VIVID Wild Blueberry—a purple-hued featherweight built not for bombast but for blue-skied clarity and casual, lip-stained joy. It hums in cool tones—like Prince covering a Fleet Foxes song—with just enough berry zing to remind you that life, even on a Monday, can be refreshingly weird.
Newtopia Bludacris
6% ABV
Let’s get one thing straight: Newtopia Cyder Bludacris isn’t here to rap, flex, or drop bars—unless those bars are blueberry-soaked, Meyer lemon-zested, and chilling in your taster like a boisterous daydream in fruit-stained silk. This cider winks at convention, pirouettes through expectation, then cannonballs into your cortex with a five-apple blend so balanced it might achieve inner peace before you do. It’s juicy but never flabby—bright, playful, and just acidic enough to feel like a citrusy oracle telling you to lighten the hell up and sip something fabulous. No Ludacris—just ludicrously good.
Finnriver Bloom
6.5% ABV
Behold Finnriver Farm & Cidery Bloom, the cider equivalent of spring waking up late, throwing on a silk robe, and stepping barefoot into a dew-kissed morning with zero apologies. This isn’t your average blueberry affair—it’s a high-acid, semi-dry love letter penned by Granny Smith and Pink Lady, sealed with a kiss of wildflower dreams and splashed with just enough organic blueberry to tint your soul mauve. It’s rosé with a Ph.D. in orchard alchemy—spritzy like flirtation, crisp like gossip, and balanced like a tightrope walker on a sunbeam.
Greenwood Cider Blueberry Heirloom
6.9% ABV
Some ciders scream, some flirt, some pucker. Greenwood Cider’s Blueberry Heirloom murmurs in wild dialects, fermented in the mossy corners of the Cascadian subconscious. This is a thinking drinker’s blueberry—feral yet elegant, pressed from heirloom apples with names lost to time and berries that taste like they were foraged under a waxing moon. It’s no gentle wallflower—dry, earthy, and fruit-stained, an ode to imperfection and place. This cider doesn’t care if you know the varietals, only that you’re awake enough to taste them. Sip slowly. Listen closely.
2 Towns Blueberry Cosmic Crisp
8% ABV
Oh, you want celestial? Fruit-slicked divinity canned in aluminum and beamed straight from the orchard nebulae of the Pacific Northwest? Enter 2 Towns Ciderhouse Blueberry Cosmic Crisp—a cider so intergalactic it practically hums Bowie through the can. Born from Washington’s supernova of an apple, the Cosmic Crisp, and drenched in the blushing soul of local blueberries, this dazzler doesn’t just sparkle—it levitates. It’s what happens when science meets orchard, when gravity shrugs, when Monday tastes like stardust fermented with zero regrets.
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