Peaks & Pints New Beer Six-Pack: Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Behold, dear disciples of the divine six-pack, the latest Peaks & Pints Tuesday New Beer Six-Pack—a radiant sextet of sudsy seraphim, each arriving like a flavor-drenched telegram from the edge of fermented possibility. Today’s lineup is part dream journal, part protest poem, part dessert cart, and all unapologetic vibe. We have caffeinated tuxedo stouts sashaying across midnight lounges, saisons that flirt like herbalist ballerinas, and IPAs bold enough to kick your moral compass into gear. From Yakima’s brain-bending citrus reveries to the piney nostalgia of flannel-wrapped amber time travel, this is a six-pack not just for drinking, but for full-body, eyes-rolled-back, galaxy-brained communion. Sip wisely.
EQUILIBRIUM BREWERY COCO CREAM COFFEE FRAPPE: This cocktail-level pour arrives like a caffeinated Augustus Gloop in a tuxedo—silky Irish cream, Mostra espresso roast, caramel swirl, cocoa crunch, and layers of pastry-like chocolate-soaked mischief, as if your morning latte decided to go full midnight lounge act, 12%, 500ml
FAIR ISLE BREWING FYN: This saison drifts in like a midsummer daydream steeped in sunlight and rooibos, swirling with peach skin, strawberry whispers, and botanical flirtations so delicate you half expect the can to hum Satie and pour itself, 5.7%, 12oz
FUTURE PRIMITIVE BREWING ABOLISH ICE: This IPA doesn’t just walk into the room—it kicks the damn door off its hinges, plunks down a stack of legal briefs, and pours you a pint of lush, citrus-drenched resistance. Aboilish Ice IPA floats on a cloud of tropical haze, with grapefruit pulp, righteous pine, and soft-bitter resolve swirling like a protest chant in your mouth. Brewed in solidarity with the Northwest Immigrant Rights Project, this is not just a beer—it’s a manifesto in liquid form, a smooth, juicy call to defund the cruelty and drink with purpose, 6%, 16oz
LADD & LASS BREWING DATE WITH A DINO: This modern twist on classic amber ale ambles in like a caramel-toffee time traveler in flannel and boots, dropping toasted sourdough crumbs and pink citrus riddles across your palate before vanishing into a piney, malt-laced sunset of pure amber nostalgia, 4.7%, 16oz
MATCHLESS BREWING HAZY RIVER: This hazy IPA drifts in like a citrus-slicked dream tube down a Nelson-soaked stream, all white wine whispers, orchard fruit lullabies, and Cashmere haze so smooth it practically hums yacht rock in your mouth, 6.2%, 16oz
SINGLE HILL BREWING MIND PLANT IIPA: Swooning forth from the Yakima abyss like a lucid dream wearing citrus cologne, this double-dry-hopped fever vision of pineapple pulp, grapefruit static, and berry-splashed synaptic fireworks, 7.9%, 16oz
