Peaks and Pints reels in 450 North SpongeBob beers

When King Neptune’s supply of 450 North Brewing smoothie sours is stolen, SpongeBob and his starfish buddy Patrick set off from Bikini Bottom on a perilous journey to replenish his supply. First, the plucky albeit easily distracted heroes make a call to the Columbus, Indiana, brewery pleading with owner David Simmon to brew a new batch for the king. He said, “Yes.”

Second, they hit the road but face dangers that range from a biker gang, dehydration, and an absurd battle while balanced on David Hasselhoff’s hairy leg.

“Holy Chum Bucket!” yelled SpongeBob when he pulled up to 450 North’s loading dock to discover Simmons brewed a special batch of SpongeBob-themed beers. Headed back to the sea, SpongeBob and Patrick dropped some of the beers in Tacoma, including Peaks & Pints craft beer bar, bottle shop and restaurant in the Proctor District. …

450 North Crab Cup: Fruited sour conditioned on raspberry, red prickly pear, cranberry, pomegranate, and tropical hibiscus, 5.3%

450 North Shelby P. Cup: Fruited sour conditioned on blackberry, peach, dragonfruit, and marshmallow, 5.3%

450 North Slushmallow Fun with Jellyfish: Fruited sour conditioned on strawberry, raspberry, peanut butter, marshmallow, and banana, 5.3%

450 North Hydra Under the Sea XXL: Collaboration with Mortalis Brewing, this smoothie sour conditioned on dragonfruit, passionfruit, peach, mango, tangerine, marshmallow, and limoncello, 5.3%

450 North Slushynation XXL: Smoothie sour conditioned on plum, blueberry, soursop, lemon, peach, and strawberry, ABV NA

450 North Jungle Juice: Fruited Berliner weisse packed with passionfruit, pineapple, mango, kiwi, and a touch of coconut, 4.5%

450 North Pineapple House XXXL: Fruited Berliner weisse conditioned on a whole lot of pineapple, 5.3%

450 North Slushy XL Lava Flow: Fruited sour conditioned on pineapple, banana, strawberry, and coconut cream, 5.3%

450 North Slushy XL Tropical Sponge Cake: Smoothie sour conditioned on kiwi, mango, apricot, passionfruit, and banana, 5.3%

450 North Slushy XL Lava Flow: Fruited sour conditioned on pineapple, banana, strawberry, and coconut cream, 5.3%

450 North Meow XXL: Collaboration with Drekker Brewing, this smoothie sour is conditioned on triple pink guava, double passionfruit, and double apricot, 5.3%

450 North Slushy XXL Secret Formula: This fruited sour is apparently a secret, 5.3%

LINK: Peaks & Pints cooler inventory