
Peaks & Pints New Beer Six-Pack: 6.30.25
Today’s curated six-pack of recent arrivals to the Peaks & Pints cooler begins with the barefoot zymurgical poetry of Echoes‘ Pākehā, twirls into Funky Fauna‘s forest-sprung Florific and abyss-kissed Timeless Void, genuflects before Holy Mountain’s shadowy Dark Kingdom and resin-lit Serpents & Blossoms, then cartwheels straight into Untitled Art’s raspberry-lemon dessert séance, where crumble becomes creed and beer becomes dessert becomes memory becomes myth.
ECHOES BREWING PAKEHA NZ PILSNER: A lime-zesty, passionfruit-whispered pilsner that pirouettes across your palate like a barefoot poet in a field of Nelson Sauvin, all while the German yeast hums a clean, crackery hymn to balance’s quiet ecstasy, 5.6%, 16oz
FUNKY FAUNA ARTISAN ALES FLORIFIC: A feral, farmhouse IPA forest-sprung fugue of lupulin lust and Oregon air-kissed wild yeast, dry-hopped like a citrus-drenched séance and humming with catnip funk, apricot ghost whispers, and a bitter kiss that lingers like a tantric spell on your lupulin-craving soul, 6%, 16oz
FUNKY FAUNA TIMELESS VOID: Cold-fermented, shadow-dancing black IPA brewed in cosmic cahoots with Obelisk Beer Co., a roasty, citrus-laced paradox of Simcoe sorcery and Mosaic mysticism, lagered beneath the moon’s grin and hopped just enough to whisper, “Yes, the abyss tastes like pine and chocolate, and yes, you should absolutely drink it,” 6.66%, 16oz
HOLY MOUNTAIN BREWING THE DARK KINGDOM: This isn’t just a Czech-style lager—it’s a brooding, mahogany-hued incantation of roasted malts and lupulin-laced Saaz, a beer that smolders with quiet rebellion and ends with a crisp, ecclesiastical whisper of redemption, 4.9%, 16oz
HOLY MOUNTAIN SERPENTS & BLOSSOMS: West Coast IPA dream-sculpted from celestial resin and citrus bloom, a ritual of Pilsner malt purity and Galaxy-driven starlight, dry as ancient bones, bright as a comet kiss, and unapologetically brewed for those who sip with reverence and howl at the lupulin moon, 6.5%, 16oz
UNTITLED ART RASPBERRY LEMON CRUMBLE: Untitled Art is what happens when boundary-dodging liquid alchemists get their hands on a paintbrush and a fermenter — a roving, label-warping art collective disguised as a brewery, slinging one-off flavor riots and velvet-fermented provocations from the unknowable depths of Waunakee, Wisconsin. Their Raspberry Lemon Crumble — brewed in unholy dessert-blessed union with Wandering Monsters — is not so much a fruited sour as it is a joyfully thicc incantation, a maple-cinnamon-berry timewarp that tastes like a pie had an existential crisis inside a tart glass cathedral. Raspberries scream. Lemons sing. Brown sugar purrs at the edge. And you, brave drinker, are left to surrender your palate to the pastry gods and wonder if this is beer or the echo of your grandma’s crumble resurrected in Technicolor, 6.5%, 16oz
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