Peaks and Pints Jolly Roger Christmas Party is the most underrated of all Christmas shows! Maritime Pacific Brewing owner George Hancock tries to deliver kegs of Jolly Roger Christmas Ale to Peaks and Pints craft beer bar, bottle shop and restaurant in Tacoma’s Proctor District and is thrown in jail by Burgermeister Meisterburger. Luckily he’s saved by failed monster the Winter Warlock, who sings, “Put One Beer in Front of the Other.” This is the greatest holiday song ever written, and if anyone says differently we’ll slap the Christmas out of his mouth. In the end, Hancock delivers Jolly Roger and its variants to Peaks & Pints and everyone sings Christmas carols for prizes.

PEAKS AND PINTS JOLLY ROGER CHRISTMAS PARTY, 6 p.m., Thursday, Dec. 5, 3816 N. 26^th St., Basecamp Proctor, Tacoma, no cover